Two Girls. Two Cities. Two Million Dating Disasters...
We're two (mostly) normal girls. We're fun, young and, if we say it ourselves, complete stunners. So why are we so hopeless when it comes to matters of the heart?
Essex Girl is totally ATD (that's Addicted To Drama for those of you not down with the acronyms); completely in love with bad boys, completely addicted to trouble, completely and utterly destined to make you go "oh my god, you're insane!" whenever she tells you about her latest conquest. Her stories are guaranteed to make your toes curl and your tongue hang out. Or, at the very least, make you grab her arm and shake it wildly, hoping that you'll knock some sense into her. But at least she's getting some serious action.
London Girl, on the other hand, is big on the unrequited love thing. Sure, she goes on dates, but she always ends up dating the sort of people that you edge away from nervously when you see them on the bus. The kind of men who want to marry you after one terrible date. The kind of men who think that buying you a Nandos is a surefire way into your knickers. The kind of men, to put it frankly, that would never get the lead in a RomCom. And, to make matters worse, she's hopelessly in love with her oh-so-handsome, oh-so-funny, oh-so-perfect and oh-so-taken BFF. Love stinks, right?
We've joined forces to reveal all the stuff that we'd sworn never to tell anyone. The kind of stories you won't find anywhere else. Think you've heard it all? Think again.
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